adinasauce:

circumcisions:

do you ever have those days where you feel like a white person in an infomercial

muggleland:

muggleland:

when i get sad i like to reenact the scene from high school musical where troy is singing on the golf course

nailed it

despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends

(Source: americagiveup)

jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

(Source: growlithed)